Tha Alkaholiks – Only When I’m Drunk

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
And conjure up a bitch to bone when I’m alone

It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia
It’s the pimp-slap niggy with drinks in the freezer
Bust the one out, two out, [flips] type of rapper
That’d get you our your seat quicker than a car jacker

2Pac – I Get Around

And I don’t know why your girl keeps paging me.
She tell me that she needs me
Cries when she leaves me
And every time she sees me she squeez me.
Lady take it easy…

Now you can tell from my everyday fits, I ain’t rich
So cease and desist with them tricks (Tricks)
I’m just another black man caught up in the mix (Mix)
Trying to make a dollar out of fifteen cents.

I’m Shock-G, the one who put the satin on your panties
Never knew a hooker that could sham me.